Long Overdue

So, it's been an eternity since I made regular updates here.  There's many varying reasons for that.  Anywho, I'm going to try a new lease on life.  Being miserable and self-loathing hasn't really helped me.  Don't get me wrong.  I am still a crotchety old man, but instead of demanding you get off my lawn, I'll ask you to politely get off my lawn before I unleash the flesh-eating locusts.  See?  Much better. 

Seriously though, I don't want much out of life.  Right now, I have food, shelter, and a loyal wife and good friends.  That's a lot more than most.