So, it's been an eternity since I made regular updates here. There's many varying reasons for that. Anywho, I'm going to try a new lease on life. Being miserable and self-loathing hasn't really helped me. Don't get me wrong. I am still a crotchety old man, but instead of demanding you get off my lawn, I'll ask you to politely get off my lawn before I unleash the flesh-eating locusts. See? Much better.
Seriously though, I don't want much out of life. Right now, I have food, shelter, and a loyal wife and good friends. That's a lot more than most.
