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Which popular slang expression drives you nuts?
Well, seeing as how I haven't had a good rant in a while...
I know the question is asked in singular, but I couldn't possibly name just one. There are too many that annoy the hell out of me equally. Most of it is ghetto retard bullsh*t.
Now, the whole language that Snoop Dogg invented where everything starts out sounding like it's coinciding English word with an izzy, zouse, etc doesn't bother me. That is, unless that's the only thing someone speaks in while expecting other people to take them seriously. Otherwise, I see it as a modern day version of Pig Latin reserved for friends joking around amongst each other.
However, what causes the veins in my forehead to pulsate with unending fury and rage, the kind of rage found in the fist of an angry god, are words like 'Bling'.
It's like the media practically shoves this down our throats now. Even people older than time, like Joan Rivers, have used this word.
I guess they did need to shorten the original word. I mean, it's hard to continually put "I am an ignorant piece of crap that happened upon money one day through the exploitation of my 'talent' and decided to waste it on hideous material things that further accentuate just how retarded I am" in a sentence. Falling into this category are 'Grillz'. You can see the astute gentlemen in my accompanying picture sporting this fine piece of jewelry. I expect for future payment of any of my wrongdoings in life, my child will one day come home wearing one of these. There will then be the dilemma of allowing them to live further or removing them from the gene pool for the greater good.
Now we trek into the land of ignorant ghetto parents who have difficulty with the solution to 2 + 3, but are allowed to have children much to the chagrin of the rest of us. I present to you, 'Baby's Daddy' & 'Baby's Momma'. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It is now acceptable to bear children with someone only to leave them and then be labeled as one of these. Why? So, the other person can live in denial of ever being a whore/man-whore. By given no acknowledgment to ever having had a relationship with this other fine quality human being, the other person escapes these derogative labels and are free to raise upstanding little snowflakes. Being responsible has no place in society after-all.
Another gem is 'hater' and/or its variation, 'hatin'. I frequently see these used by the MySpace crowd and 12-year olds...excuse the redundancy. These just annoy the crap out of me. I think it's because the context they're always used in. You don't like something, so your unedumicated adversary immediately comes back with this as some kind of weak insult. I will give an example. This was found by doing a quick Google search:
"I don't have to hate haters because I understand that hating is their way to express their emptiness and self-imposed misery."
Since when did having a negative view of something indicate someone is empty or forcing misery upon themselves? Bah! I do not force misery upon myself. It's the ignorant masses of humanity who make statements like this in defense of their position that cause me misery. I mean honestly, who is really going to be bothered by this statement? I'm a hater? My god man!! I knew there was a word for my dislike of your position. Thank you Captain Obvious. I have truly seen the light.
Stop being stupid and I'll be happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
I know the question is asked in singular, but I couldn't possibly name just one. There are too many that annoy the hell out of me equally. Most of it is ghetto retard bullsh*t.
Now, the whole language that Snoop Dogg invented where everything starts out sounding like it's coinciding English word with an izzy, zouse, etc doesn't bother me. That is, unless that's the only thing someone speaks in while expecting other people to take them seriously. Otherwise, I see it as a modern day version of Pig Latin reserved for friends joking around amongst each other.
However, what causes the veins in my forehead to pulsate with unending fury and rage, the kind of rage found in the fist of an angry god, are words like 'Bling'.
It's like the media practically shoves this down our throats now. Even people older than time, like Joan Rivers, have used this word.
I guess they did need to shorten the original word. I mean, it's hard to continually put "I am an ignorant piece of crap that happened upon money one day through the exploitation of my 'talent' and decided to waste it on hideous material things that further accentuate just how retarded I am" in a sentence. Falling into this category are 'Grillz'. You can see the astute gentlemen in my accompanying picture sporting this fine piece of jewelry. I expect for future payment of any of my wrongdoings in life, my child will one day come home wearing one of these. There will then be the dilemma of allowing them to live further or removing them from the gene pool for the greater good.
Now we trek into the land of ignorant ghetto parents who have difficulty with the solution to 2 + 3, but are allowed to have children much to the chagrin of the rest of us. I present to you, 'Baby's Daddy' & 'Baby's Momma'. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It is now acceptable to bear children with someone only to leave them and then be labeled as one of these. Why? So, the other person can live in denial of ever being a whore/man-whore. By given no acknowledgment to ever having had a relationship with this other fine quality human being, the other person escapes these derogative labels and are free to raise upstanding little snowflakes. Being responsible has no place in society after-all.
Another gem is 'hater' and/or its variation, 'hatin'. I frequently see these used by the MySpace crowd and 12-year olds...excuse the redundancy. These just annoy the crap out of me. I think it's because the context they're always used in. You don't like something, so your unedumicated adversary immediately comes back with this as some kind of weak insult. I will give an example. This was found by doing a quick Google search:
"I don't have to hate haters because I understand that hating is their way to express their emptiness and self-imposed misery."
Since when did having a negative view of something indicate someone is empty or forcing misery upon themselves? Bah! I do not force misery upon myself. It's the ignorant masses of humanity who make statements like this in defense of their position that cause me misery. I mean honestly, who is really going to be bothered by this statement? I'm a hater? My god man!! I knew there was a word for my dislike of your position. Thank you Captain Obvious. I have truly seen the light.
Stop being stupid and I'll be happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
