7 posts tagged “what do you have to say?”

I hang out with my Slavic friend, Mr. Heavy, and proceed to mow down multitudes of those who cross my path in Team Fortress 2.

I'm in a clan with a bunch of local friends.  We're better than most casual players, but we get slaughtered in league play.

Us old guys just don't have the time to practice like those younger whipper-snappers.

Sigh.  This show is my guilty pleasure.  It's a show I wish I didn't enjoy because:

A.  It's a reality show.
B.  It has naked chicks in it.
C.  I am envious of Hugh Hefner.

The thing I still can't comprehend is that the girls are intelligent minus the one on the left, Kendra.  She has had her moments though.

The reasons I do like it are because:

A.  There is no conflict between the girls. 
B.  Although famous, the girls are more about
     displaying how they are not the blond bimbos they
     are typically stereotyped as.
C.  Their lives are interesting.
D.  Hef and the girls are pretty classy.
E.  I am envious of Hugh Hefner.

I can't stand reality shows because they typically get psychos who enjoy making other peoples' lives hell.  And they readily exploit it for ratings.  Not so here.  All the girls are likable.  Some are more than others, but no matter.

Now excuse me.  I have to go wash up.  I feel dirty.

I'm looking forward to the Dark Knight if you couldn't tell from my previous posts.  It comes out in July.  That's way too far off for me to be able to retain my sanity.

I'm also looking forward to reaching my first weight goal of 270 pounds or better.  I've stayed at 319 for a week now.  Hopefully, it starts coming off again.

'Heroes' is the only show I schedule my life around.  I'm a minor comic book dork.  I don't really collect many comics, but I like them enough.  I played the MMO City of Heroes for 3 years if that gives you any idea.  That's actually where my alias came from.

I watch very little TV.  I can't stand "reality" shows.  Although,  I foresee myself watching 'The Girls Next Door' with my wife in the near future. 

I watched a few minutes of it once....uh...for....the uh...articles.  Yeah.  However, I felt guilty afterward because I'm a married man and I love my wife dearly.

Then, the other night, I catch her watching it.  Well, she must have liked it cause she put it into her Netflix que.  She got it yesterday and I sat down and watched the latter half of the disc with her.  I started to actually like it.  And the main reason still confuses me.  It's because Hef and his girlfriends seem to be the most genuine people I've ever seen on any reality show.

Okay.  Yeah, I have a thing for platinum blonds (the wife found this out last night as we watched), but the girls are so sweet and much to my amazement, intelligent.  Well, except for Kendra.  I'm not really fond of her.  She's like an annoying frat boy stuck in a chick's body. 

I'm fairly certain Bridget's my favorite.  She's the only one that doesn't look like she's had work done and the chick is extremely educated.  Smart chicks are the best.

Then there's Hef.  I admire Hef.  Seriously, what man doesn't?  He's just an interesting guy.  Yeah, he's a pornographer, but he's not a freakin' scumbag pedophile like Larry Flynt.  Hef is and always has been about class.  You have to respect that.  Cheers Hef.  I hate you, yet have much platonic man-love for you.

Howl's Moving Castle was the last really good movie I watched.  I enjoy most of Miyazaki's stuff with a few rare exceptions.  This movie was really good.  There wasn't anything particularly outstanding about it.  The animation was great of course.  The characters were just so charming.

I'd watch it again in a heart-beat.

I unfortunately don't have a picture of my aluminum pole.  So, you'll have to watch this informative movie instead.

It's a Festivus miracle!